Who-kus
Doctor Who Haikus


DALEKS

Dalek monotone,
Grating all: "Exterminate!"
But they can't climb stairs.

PMEB

Paul is wonderful,
Just ask the P-M-E-B.
Don't dis the green velvet man.

SAM

Is she blonde or not?
Even she is quite unsure.
Unnatural History.

DAVROS

Crippled scientist;
Megalomaniacal;
His voice is too loud.

CYBERMEN

Silver Nemeses.
Leader with black handlebars;
Says "Excellent."

4TH DOCTOR

With infinite scarf
And bag of Jelly Babies,
He's all teeth and curls.


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